When Your Boss Has a Heart Attack in a Strip Club

Heart Attack 

  1. Don’t use your cell phone. Your connection will be less reliable.  
  2. Don’t demand club name from from an already-panicked stripper, lest the ambulance race to The Panty Pantry while your boss turns violet on the floor of the The Ass Menagerie.
  3. Have the bartender call emergency services. He’s familiar with situations like this.
  4. Take the fall for your boss when explaining things to his widow.
    • It was all your idea.
    • He kept asking to call his wife before you dragged him in.
    • You got the lap dance, not him.
    • Etcetera.

She’ll appreciate the gesture. Even when she knows it isn’t true.

Career, Etiquette, Strip Clubs