When Your Boss Has a Heart Attack in a Strip Club
- Don’t use your cell phone. Your connection will be less reliable.
- Don’t demand club name from from an already-panicked stripper, lest the ambulance race to The Panty Pantry while your boss turns violet on the floor of the The Ass Menagerie.
- Have the bartender call emergency services. He’s familiar with situations like this.
- Take the fall for your boss when explaining things to his widow.
- It was all your idea.
- He kept asking to call his wife before you dragged him in.
- You got the lap dance, not him.
She’ll appreciate the gesture. Even when she knows it isn’t true.